I was walking home the other day
when I passed a construction site.
The men, they started yelling
and saying things that just weren't right.
There was one really big guy.
He was ugly, nasty and mean,
with the biggest head and smallest brain
of any man I'd ever seen.
I kept my head down as I walked
and tried to look the other way.
He had no idea I was pms'ing
and was in no mood to play.
We had a bit of an argument
right there on the side of the street.
When he turned around I saw my chance
and I buried my foot really deep.
His buddies were beside themselves
as they laughed and rolled on the grass.
I'll never wear those shoes again
cause I left one stuck in his ass!
Author notes
I had waaaay too much fun with this one!!!
A contest entry
- Show a Little Humor Or... - closes after 15 entries by Touchof1der.
600 points, ended June 4, 2008, 14 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make me laugh! by icyrose.
900 points, ended June 4, 2008, 13 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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700 points, ended November 20, 2008, 58 entries
Honorable mention
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400 points, ended March 16, 32 entries
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Comments
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Haha! LOL! This had me laughing. ROFL! I enjoyed reading this. Thanks for entering and best of luck too you in the contest. keep up the good work.
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LOL Thanks for posting this. I needed the early morning laugh. I'm happy you took part in my contest.
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LOL!!! Thank you for this delightful laugh today. I loved the humor and the imagery was perfect as well. Thanks for the entry.
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hahahahahahahahahahaaha. this was freakin great!
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Oh...this is hilarious! The rhyme is great..almost a limerick type rythm to it...went well with the extremely clever story.
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lol i love this poem!! I'm going to think about it every time i walk by greasy men
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LMAO!!! I was going to say that the third stanza was my favorite until I read the last one!! This is wonderful and I just love the imagery. Thanks for a much needed smile.
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ROFL this was great!! haha i was really amused right here...love when you say pmsing, that part just cracked me up!! Wonderful entry
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Oh my gracious but this is priceless! What a great ending.
A great piece here. Thank you for sharing this with me and best wishes to you in all of your endeavors. Keep that quill dipped in ink and ever ready for use dear poet. Good luck in the contest! 
♥ Touchof1der
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this was very cute! well done! thank you so much for entering my contest and i wish you the best of luck! ~CarnalNineTailedFox
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This is funny and such a great story of payback! Wonderfully conceived and wonderfully penned... I love the humorous side of you... Well done.
Ken
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This is just not what I am looking for, this is not what I asked for. I warned you, I was going to be very picky with humor
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