I left my shoes outside because I was sneezing
As we all know it's allergy season
So if a sneeze is coming on
I drop what I'm doing and run
It's a horrible technique
But I'm afraid my bladder might leak
I guess that's a good enough reason...
A contest entry
- Show a Little Humor Or... - closes after 15 entries by Touchof1der.
600 points, ended June 4, 2008, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Omg... where did you come up with such thoughts? This is hilarious. The ending is perfect, it aches. Lovely job. Thank you for sharing this with me and best wishes to you in all of your endeavors. Keep that quill dipped in ink and ever ready for use dear poet. Good luck in the contest! 
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I adore this piece! It's totaly cute! And a good enough reason, but I hope you're never in the middle of something very important.
-Ash
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Could be maybe you were allergic to the shoes too, maybe? LOL liked the rhythm and rhyme in these lines. Time to take some Benadryl.
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dont pee yrself... sis... lol...
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ah yes, one can not have a bladder blubbering whilst sneezes close their eyes and fly across the world, a good poem.
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