FAQs

Do you love animals?
Do you love to write?

What subject comes up most often, when you treat your favorite coworker to lunch on casual Fridays? Is it work-related? family-related? impersonal?

Are your parents still alive?
If they are, sum up your relationship with them as a couple (regardless of whether they are still a couple) in less than seven words.
If they are not, one or both, would you say your final relationship with them is now cause for guilt?

Do you have children?
Do you want to have children (answer regardless of whether you currently have children--often people who have children quite frankly do not want them)?

Are you a genius?
Do you consider yourself a genius of one particular trade? in general?

Would you dance in someone else's living room? bathroom? Have you?

When you're driving and, say, cleaning the dust off of your sunglasses while waiting for a red light to turn green, and fail to notice that the light has indeed turned green until the driver behind you offers a "courtesy honk," do you become offended or thankful for the "courtesy honk"? Do you glare into your rearview mirror? smile and offer a friendly wave?


How do you like this survey-of-sorts so far? Good? Pesky?


What part of your face or hands to you fiddle with when confronted by someone on a subject that makes you uncomfortable? when caught in a lie? when stopped by someone wanting to chat, but you don't want to chat because you're in a hurry?

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