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Ya’ll ant gonna believe this, But

I was setting on the bank with, my fishin pole in hand.
The sun was shinnin bright and warm,and I was soakin up some tan.

I heard some thrashin in the water,just over there behind a log.
I peeked over to see what it was,and saw a snake that had a frog.

Now I know bass eat a lot of frogs,and frogs sure make good bait.
So I grabbed the snake behind its head,and snatched the frog before it was ate.

Now the snake was a cotton mouth,and had wrapped around my arm.
I knew if I were to let him go,he’d  take a bite, and do me harm.

So I grabbed my bottle of Tequila,filled his mouth and made him drink.
He straightened up, then  went dishrag limp,and I throwed him down the bank.

I found another place went back to fishin,I was settin between two logs.
When I felt something tap me on the toe,It was that snake with two more frogs.

And that’s my story and I’m stickin to it.

P.N

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  • BuriedTreasures silver member
    July 24

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    LOL---Great write very funny--I've done quite a bit of Deep Sea fishing in my time--mostly for striped bass--Great fun--Used live eels for bait--Good eating!


  • Reptile Lady gold member
    May 26

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    LOL !
    That poor Cotton Mouth all he wanted was his dinner!
    Tequila! now maybe if I had that to hand my Woma Python would have prefered the taste instead of me
    Snakes hate spirits !
    Good luck to you
    Julie


    • Beret55 silver member
      May 29
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      Maby it knows what tasts good.. hehe Cant blame it..

  • imahealer gold member
    May 26

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    LMAO, MAy I please make this into a blue-grass song! This is a total riot, and I loved the way you talked in verse, xactly lak it should be! Very entertaining! Shucks, better hide dat tA-KEE-la! Thanks so much for entry and best wishes!

    Linda

  • Harlequin Bunny silver member
    May 24

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    hahahaha that is hilarious!! I can imagine it .. the snake thinking "Forget frogs, I want some more of that Jose Cuervo!" .. especially apt that he's a cottonmouth .. haha he needed something to wet his whistle!


    • Beret55 silver member
      May 26
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      You know Bunny, Old Jack Black has been my friend for years. Hes jumped out of planes with me fought a war, drove race cars , went winchen in the bars with me. He'll follow me anywhere..... But Jose is difrent. He wants to lead.. hehe
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