With the heart of a fish,
And the soul of a spoon
Spuna wreaks havoc along the country side
Scaring beef, amusing poultry,
And making farmers scratch their heads
Up ahead, in the distance -
- Looms a looming metropolis of loomless inhabitants
Spuna, eyeing its building's bare, exposed, and
Heaving sides; Puts on an apron to advertise
"Spuna" It's the spread to bet your future on.
Author notes
Written December 24th, 2003
In a list
A contest entry
- Your Best Short One by fotofroggy.
300 points, ended January 12, 2005, 70 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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It's been awhile sence I read one of your poems...Very interesting, but funny as hell! Keep it up! Stacey
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spuna rocks my socks. i love the spuna drawings i've seen around your other sites. i need to get me some spuna to wake me up in the mornings... maybe it goes good with coffee.
spuna +
= YUM
at least that's what i think. take care-
~tyler
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brilliant. I would love to meet this "spuna" that scares beef and amuses poultry....
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Mmm... SPUNA!
Whoa! That sounds like something that they would serve in the express line at Apalachee High School!
"'Spuna' It's the spread to bet your future on."
~Spike~ -
thanks for entering my contest. all i can say to this is.. SPUNASTIC!!
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This is just wrong!
My first thought is fishy SPAM!
And yeah that is just wrong!
But I must say this is a unique and clever poem and if the comment above is any indication you have this concept well developed.
Pops -
Feel free to browse my collection of Spuna poems anytime,
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Now this is extremely interesting. I wonder if Spuna tastes as good as regular tuna. HMMMM, now my mind is wandering. I got a good chuckle from this. Thanks so much for entering the contest, and good luck to you.
becca
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hmm, well i must say this was quite the interesting read lol. very entertaining if i do say so myself. good job though, keep it up!
~write on
-Jenny -
Made me laugh, where can I get a can of Spuna?
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When you stomp it totally makes me giggle, do it to me all the time, it's my favourite.
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And I just wonder what "the mind of a spoon" might be, so I must read on...
Interesting. Spuna rocks and shocks!
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Sounds like something my friends and I would make up! You're good, it's nice to read something different.
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For a good laugh read masonbubbs comment above you'll crack up.
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it's just everything isn't it...figure i'd read about it....like always sweetie your poems are just on this higher level then everyone else your mind just has this differnet path at all times that i completley admire you for....great write...of course and i never knew so much about spuna before....interesting.
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spuntastic indeed
nice introduction to our fishy hero, sounds like a qutie a character, but wont he be upset to see what hes getting himself into?
but what an ad.. i thin ki love spuna already
peace , Eoj -
do you mix mayo in your spuna? probably not, i assess it is a straight from the can brand. nice to find its poetry birthplace or at least on AP.
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Yeaaay! You just landed yourself on my faves list.
"Scaring beef, amusing poultry,"
This is sooo funny.
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haha... what the heck is spuna!! LOL this made me laugh so hard cuz i just kinda thought of it as like.. tofu and tuna fish blob.. or some kinda spoon. i do not know!!! lol thats great. now im gonna go read the other one about spuna. LOL loved this a lot!! -=courtney=-
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purple pancakes
In the spirit of making no sense at all, I admire your vivd efforts.
Isn't nonsense so much fun???!!!
Tip of the week: Blue dogs tend to stay away from purple pancakes, but find that green kangaroos make bouncy traveling companions!
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