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Typhoon

ye gods it stinks in here
the one I let just blew the roof!
If I sit here any longer
I'll die; what an awful truth.

Foul winds from the south
from where did you proceed?
what worm did storm my innards
and blow my bowels free?

What smell! it's awfully potent
the presence came unheard
this evil prophet tells me
I'll have a baby turd!

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What in Gods name DID I eat?
Written December 24th, 2003

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  • Clockwork
    November 28, 2007
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    ...


    • Grundle
      November 30, 2007
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      I see someone lacks a sense of humour.

      • Clockwork
        November 30, 2007
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        No, I don't. I think this might be the best poem...ever.


        • Grundle
          November 30, 2007
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          Oh awesome!! I think I found the biggest douche...ever! Such a small world afterall

          • Clockwork
            December 1, 2007
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            I was actually paying you a compliment, so I guess the joke's on you.


  • Nando Tater
    December 31, 2003
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Yes, I'm ashamed to admit I can enjoy a bit of potty humor as much as the next person - maybe moreso

    Ahhhh...this was most foul!

    -Nando-


  • SusanL
    December 28, 2003
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    hee-hee-hee

    lol, gross, lol, disgusting, lol, quit eating so much chili. Oh man that is potty humor at its best. giggle, giggle, tee-hee-hee.


  • BorrowedFaith
    December 24, 2003
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    lmao...How Horrible! ...men...
    Nuff Said!
    lol, just joking....it was funny, In a twisted
    "look I went boom boom" way...lol
    keep It up (not that)
    T


  • Kalima
    December 24, 2003
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    Very funny stuff, can't get enough of that potty humor lol from imagine27


  • Grundle
    December 23, 2003
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    haha!! You said "poopdeck" thats the funniest thing I've heard all day...poopdeck, poopdeck, poopdeck...lolol I can't stop saying it!


  • horus8 gold member
    December 23, 2003
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    Shit, you're as cookie as me. We should compare pirate storys, and make the prawns scrub the poopdeck.

  • fallen-angels
    December 23, 2003
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    ROFL. Potty humor. The peak of human brilliance. THank god. I love this. You rock.

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