Today I’m placing an ad on Ebay
“One naughty child for sell”
I’m not quite sure what to say
Except I promise he don’t smell
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He won’t do as he’s told
He’s always playing pranks
He wears shorts out in the cold
He even tries to rob the banks
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He thinks he’s as good as gold
He don’t take no for an answer
When he was born he broke the mould
He’s even put his sister in the freezer
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I’m sure there’s someone out there
Who wants a naughty child
One who will scream and swear
One who’s so totally wild
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I thought about and worked out what to say
By six pm they were queuing at the door
T’was only an hour ago I placed the ad on EBay
I know him and his mischief they will adore
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Adding your comment:
lol sometimes i wish it was so easy to sell them lol 
glad most have grown up now tho 
