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God Bless Us, Every One!

 

 

 

 

 

Little Lane is such a hoot.

(She loves to show her birthday suit!)

 Little Lenny talks and talks.

(A turbo-powered chatterbox!)

Little Amera is coy.

(She flirts with every girl and boy!)

Little Prabhu's very odd.

(Stands in the corner, talks to God!)

Little Cinnarry's quite unique.

(A child-expert in sailor speak!)

Little Buddy isn't pure.

(At least his thoughts aren't that's for sure!)

Little Jackie struts her wares.

(But, beats up any boy who stares!)

Little MJ's in the dirt.

(Attempting to look up a skirt!)

Little Marcia’s undone.

(She’s laughing, goosing everyone!)

Little David's very rude.

(Draws pictures of the teachers nude!)

Little Leilani's so intense.

(She whispers dirty through the fence!)

Little Jeffrey cries and rants.

(Says it's a tea spill on his pants!)

Little Marie hides away.

(Girls locker room is where she'll stay!)

Little Tommy's lost for hours.

(Out by the roadside puking flowers!)

Little Cheryl's ill in bed.

(Sick thoughts of Bono in her head!)

Little Paul will save us all.

(Spray-painting sermons on the wall!)

Little Rhonda's lost in thought.

(I think her forehead grows a dot!)

Little Allan's got some nerve.

(That must be why they call him PerV!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Amera MADE me do it! All of these names were randomly picked from a list found somewhere on the internet of people I do not know or have any animosity towards.

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  • Topnotchsy
    September 8, 2008
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    Haha, nice write and congrats on a well deserved gold!!


  • daviscth silver member
    June 4, 2008
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    Very well done indeed!!!!!! Congrats on your gold.


  • The Poetic Angel
    June 4, 2008

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    LMAO this is sooooo funny and very cleverly done ... a comic aswell as a poet

    CONGRATS on the well deserved Gold

    x cheeky x


  • Accidentally Poetic
    June 3, 2008

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    This is great, you are so creative. Thanks so much for the laughs and congrats on the gold.
    Crystal


  • PassionsPromise gold member
    May 26, 2008

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    YOUr LYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg

    you nailed all these characters!!!!!!

    This was too damn funny.

    Love ya

    Passions


    • PerVirtuous
      May 27, 2008
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      OK. I mighy have known 1 or 2. The rest were a huge coincidence.

      Little Tory's hot to trot.
      (She snuck off to the parking lot!)


  • echo-ink
    May 24, 2008

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    Now wait just a dad barn minute,

    who, pray tell, told you I was little ? and I don't thumb my nose, I might have picked it once or twice!

  • echo-ink
    May 24, 2008
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    hahahahahehehehehehe!

    I thought it was really funny, gooooood job. I hope nobody get's mad at you for this, if they do...just make them laugh.


    • PerVirtuous
      May 24, 2008
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      Little Dora loved her fun.
      (Thumbed her nose at everyone!)

      Thx.


  • PrabhuDayal Khattar silver member
    May 23, 2008

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    Humm...I can be in the corner...but I have my doubts about the God..HE is not in the corner...HE is present every where...

    Well..this is otherwise a wonderful task you did my friend..

    • PerVirtuous
      May 23, 2008
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      Yes. The corner was where you could be alone with God, away from the "naughty" children. Thanks for your wisdom and praise.


  • Pure Thought silver member
    May 22, 2008
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    This is a screaming riot

    rofl and l and l.
    Love your strange humor, it's sharper than mine.
    Little Buddy

    • PerVirtuous
      May 23, 2008
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      Get those little claws out, I'll sharpen them for you. Don't you realize it is only the men women CAN'T wrap around their fingers that they find are any fun!!! Oh, they'll try to wrap you around their finger. Ha ha ha. And sometimes you can even let them think they have! Ha ha ha. but in the end, you got to have those claws and you have to know how to use them, or they lose all perspective.


      • Pure Thought silver member
        May 23, 2008
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        Thank you for those words of wisdom. I will heed them master.


        • Cannonsfire
          May 23, 2008
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          Ah...don't you heed PV's words too much...I like the wrapping and unwrapping thank you!

  • Cannonsfire
    May 22, 2008

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    lol Well I don't have a problem with it for you DO speak the truth..at least my bit anyway hahaha. Love, Cheryl


    • PerVirtuous
      May 23, 2008

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      I understand. It was "good" but, you still haven't found what you're looking for.


      • Cannonsfire
        May 23, 2008
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        Oh I found it alright lol just not close enough to taste it!


  • kiwigirljacks gold member
    May 22, 2008

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    Classic!!! That was hysterical!!!

    I can't see how anyone would be offended... all in good fun!!
    hehe


  • darell
    May 22, 2008

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    Funny

    A humorous piece that gives tribute
    to ones friends. It had many fun lines
    that were memorable. Especially to those
    whom they were written.
    I think you did a good job with this.
    Cute and personal. Nice work


    • PerVirtuous
      May 22, 2008
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      Little Darrel's teacher's pet.
      (He sees her after school, I bet!)


  • rainyday woman silver member
    May 22, 2008

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    ROTFLOL

    Yes Oh Yes this is a funny one, almost pee-ed my pants reading it. You sir have a sence of humor. I hope it does well in the contest. I think I'll bookmark it to come back for a few more good laughs. Thanks a million.
    Cheryl


    • PerVirtuous
      May 22, 2008
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      Then you'd be just the woman for Jeffrey! Tell him it's a tea stain, too.


  • ears2hearyou gold member
    May 22, 2008

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    Clever, clever, clever!

    Truly impossible to not enjoy this poem!
    The rhyming was flawlessly done!
    and we couldn't wait to read each line...
    wondering if it was .......all of us!
    lol...........
    i've never goosed anyone in my whole entire life
    (maybe)wink-wink
    loved your poem!
    it was clever and smartly written!
    ears/Seattle


  • frownsnfreckles
    May 22, 2008
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    sorry, looks like I clicked on an in house joke!

    • PerVirtuous
      May 22, 2008
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      Many would say more of an outhouse joke.

      Little freckles lost her cool.
      (She took the bus to the wrong school!)


  • HaleyMary
    May 22, 2008
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    That is hilarious. The part of little Buddy not being pure. That's not the Buddy I think it is, is it? lol.
    Anyway, great job on this piece and best of luck in the contest.


    • PerVirtuous
      May 22, 2008
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      You mean Pure Thought? Bears no resemblance I can see. Maybe Buddy Hackett... I dunno...

      • HaleyMary
        May 22, 2008

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        Yeah, that's who I was referring to. Buddy Hacket? I don't think I know who that is. Anyway, regardless of who these words refer to, I thought the poem was great.


        • PerVirtuous
          May 22, 2008
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          Little Arzab made a racket.
          ("Isn't that guy Buddy Hackett?")


  • rhondasail
    May 22, 2008

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    (GASP!)Little Allan passing the buck to Amera???!!!...how ungentlemanly.. ...but I guess that IS why they call you PerV...Hope this wins something for ya in the contest. Fun to read, like looking in a funhouse mirror. These are some awesome folks you, 'do not know and have no animosity towards', hahahaha! Peace PerV, Rhonda

    • PerVirtuous
      May 22, 2008
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      Now, just a doggone minute! I told Amera I would enter any contest she chose for me, and she picked this one because she figured there'd be no way I could win it. Ha ha ha. I'll show HER! So, what happens if I push that red button...


  • Mairi bheag gold member
    May 22, 2008

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    Little Marie hides away.
    (Girls locker room is where she'll stay!)

    Yeah, like you know no one whose name means "little Marie" in Gaelic!

    (Ah, those happy hours in the girls' locker room, just me, a loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a book of verse, and ****** beside me...)



    • PerVirtuous
      May 22, 2008
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      I take a fifth! What word was that you bleeped? Umm... towels? Lockers? Oh, the P word!

      Purses!

  • SueRee
    May 22, 2008

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    Thought Provoking...

    The first two names had me thinking of a 1st grade class, but by the time I got to Jackie and M.J, you had me thinking in an older context. After the second or third read, I'm beginning to see these not so "little" people around me at work. Thanks for the giggles and the mental exercise!

    • PerVirtuous
      May 22, 2008
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      Completely random names with completely random thoughts attached. Maybe it is about your coworkers for all I know.


  • StarEyes
    May 22, 2008

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    This is hilarious!! What a fun read this is!!! I think you did an outstanding job on this one!!!

    Best of luck in this contest!!!

    and love my friend

    Nyetta


    • PerVirtuous
      May 22, 2008
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      Yes, it was quite a party... sorry you couldn't attend. I'll try to get you in the next one.


      • StarEyes
        May 22, 2008
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        Well I will just sit by and wait till the next party, and wonder

        What a blast..


        • PerVirtuous
          May 22, 2008
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          Little Nyetta came in late.
          ('Tis fasion to make young boys wait!)


  • ellipsist
    May 22, 2008

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    I love it... it's honest accurate and insightful!

    hahahahahaha!


  • MJ Donnelly gold member
    May 22, 2008

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    LMAO! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, oh, oh my God this is freaking funny! No...no problems here Allan, this is absolutely hilarious! Oh, my sides hurt.

    • PerVirtuous
      May 22, 2008
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      I am pleased you had the same reaction I did. Hint for you, mirrors on the shoes are more subtle and effective.


  • JohnnyD gold member
    May 22, 2008

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    LOL!

    This is quite amusing and well done, although I am certainly no little fella. hell, you should hear what they say about me at work, save for those I have the negatives on !

    Bravo Allan

    Len


    • PerVirtuous
      May 22, 2008
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      Believe me, hearing what is said about you here is quite enough.


      • JohnnyD gold member
        May 22, 2008
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        the truth is even scarier.

        true X files stuff


  • Ithica silver member
    May 22, 2008

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    Very funny... no harm, no foul here!!! Upon groping the situation further, I find it utterly hysterical...

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