Confucious says
Talkative Eskimo
Blubbery blabber mouth
Confucious says
Scalping Indian
Hair raiser.
Confucious says
Fat man with two wives
Bigamister.
Confucious says
Oversexed man
Have rabbit habit
Confucious says
Man who likes whale fat
Blubber lubber.
Author notes
Written December 23rd, 2003
In a list
A contest entry
- Love or Humor by hawoe.
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Thank you for entering my contest. You have created some food for thought with your confusciousisms.
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hummmmm different, thank you fo sharing.
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This sent me in to fits of gigles, could picture these things described so well with your words. Fun and happy thoughts to you.
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Ha ha. Thanks for sharing that. It really made me laugh.!!
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Good - not as good as your last ones though.
Here's one for ya:
Confuscious say
he who stand on toilet
is high on pot -
The are funny. I don't mind the misspelling or anything, it is just funny. Confusious things were always one of my favorite things to read when I was sad or bored, this made me smile during the mundane hour that is study hall.
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Confucious says:
Misspelt talkative
you lose contest -
lol fat man with 2 wives is hilarious
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lol u crack me up with these
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HAHAHA! I especially like the oversexed man one. Very clever Bill. Have a great Christmas. Irene
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