My man flew the coop
walked right out my door,
didn't know what to do
he wouldn't love me no more,
but I found a new way
so I do give a lick
I've got a big box of chocolates
a bottle of wine
and a hot pink double headed rubber dick
Oh man can this thing fuck
is this a dream or just great luck
ooh Baby, yea thats it
when I close my eyes I think its Brad Pitt
My man wasn't there
the first time I came,
he's got a little dick
its just not the same,
but with this big rubber thing
its starting to click
I've got a big box of chocolates
a bottle of wine
and a hot pink double headed rubber dick
Oh man can this thing fuck
is this a dream or just great luck
ooh Baby, yea thats it
when I close my eyes I think its Brad Pitt
My man came back
yes, he came back to me,
I turned off the lights
so that he wouldn't see,
but somehow he knew
cause he wanted that prick
so now we share
a big box of chocolates
a bottle of wine
and a hot pink double headed rubber dick
Oh man can this thing fuck
is this a dream or just great luck
ooh Baby, yea thats it
when I close my eyes I think your Brad Pitt
as strange as it sounds me and my dad wrote this together lol...yes we were drunk
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you're a freek and i guess even better when you're drunk, i love it allthough i could think of someone better then brad pitt
this is crazy and i love every word of it, keep up the writing
~love you always Amy
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Good lord. What a poem. Nice rhyme and flow. I have seen nothing like it in the collaboration contests on this site.
The repitition seem like it should be a song. Maybe something with a fast quirky beat.
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You're goofy and weird...but if that thing is ten inches we aren't using it
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"as strange as it sounds me and my dad wrote this together lol...yes we were drunk"
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Dustin you crack me up....wise man
If this was made into a song i hope it has a funny video clip. *wipes tear from eye from laughing so much* nice.
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and as weird as it may seem its absoloutley hilarious!
do u mind if i put this to music
haha i so wanna do this as a song haha
ive always liked ur stuff keep it up dude
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you never comment my stuff
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Woooooow lol this is funny. Haha nice.
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Wow.
...Intersting?
And yea I doubt if you were sober you would have written this.
Anyway, funny...haha..i like it.
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This is Dusty right?..... This is.... Did I miss something? Or did I hit the wrong button Interesting, but who can think Brad Pitt is hot?! vomits
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lmfao!!!!!
This is nuts ( in a good way) It takes the piss and leaves the reader laughing.
Well written, completely hilarious and ahh shit, no more words...just pass me that green, green grass and a bottle, lol
'D'
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... holy shit.
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you never comment my stuff
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hahahahahaha that's funny !!!!!
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Alright... I write sick twisted fucked up poetry... and that is just fuckin weird. Lol Nicely done tho, Me and my dad sit around and bust rhymes all the time. Ha so i understand how these things get started. Well done.
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lmao
alright, this is absolutely hysterical, i can still hear your dad singing this, when he gathered all of you to hear it, so proud of his new song lols
anyhow great write, and keep up the good work i think the pieces you and your dad collab on are golden
~.♥.~Rena~.♥.~
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umm...i didnt know you had a man...
....jk...
that was great... if youd been a girl
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