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My Dad Taught Me About Being A Good Sport

Upon rounding third base,
I noticed that their catcher had
picked up home plate, and started
running away from me with it.
"Catch that motherfucker!" Screamed
my father from the stands,
but the other kid got away.

"He is their coach's son." said my dad -
- later, as we drove by the other team -
- enjoying their root beer floats at the A&W.
"He has a learning disability called nepotism."
He stated, matter of factly. "Is that why
his batter's helmet covered both his ears?"
I asked, genuinely curious.

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Written December 23rd, 2003

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  • simpliterature
    October 28, 2005
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    Clever! Funny! Clever! Funny! LOL. My applause.


  • queenie
    October 27, 2005
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    i like the humor in this and i find that a lot of people get the message a lot better when you come from that aspect.this is very creative and clever.thank you so much for the entry.my best to you in the contest.


  • wattle silver member
    October 26, 2005
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    Wow horus8, I like your humour and you covered the subject matter for this contest so well, from several directions at once; very clever. Thank you.


  • Malabu
    October 26, 2005
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    well I would have chased the sucker with a bat....then beat the living hell outta him...un like sweet edna.....shaking is not allowed.....or the abuse of it....foul language is a no no as well......I would just run the sucker down and leave town....Yelling....Catch me if you can sucker.. .....
    love the use of head master edna.....care to indulge my senses? lol tff
    im such a bad boy ...
    Malabu


  • Edna Sweetlove
    October 26, 2005
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    Whilst I naturally don't understand any of the sporting terms involved in this masterpiece of yours it reminds me of an incident in my childhood when, as captain of the football team I grabbed hold of a player and yelled at him for his incompetence. Sadly he was the headmaster's son and said cunt came and picked me up by the hair and shook me like a rat. Nowadays he'd have been locked up for child abuse and buggered by the warders.
    Edited on Oct 26, 2:10 p.m. because ''.


  • Diamond
    October 25, 2005
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    Great Job!

    It's a funny write and I have to agree with you there, nepotism seems to cloud many of our vision to who is more worthy than others to receive recognition. Though short, your poem certainly speaks loudly and puts a new spin on an old subject. Thankyou for entering Horus8 and good luck to you. Avril
    Edited on Oct 25, 9:45 p.m. because ''.

  • ecrivain01
    March 27, 2005
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    good job

    Perfect. Absolutely perfect. You outdid yourself, and the only dirty word you used worked.

  • crazyrose
    June 7, 2004
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    nice, really funny and succinct


  • Jenna3377
    December 26, 2003
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    lmfao that was funny the line "Catch that motherfucker!" Screamed my dad lmfao thats great
    good job
    an good luck
    ~Jen~

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