1.How many times have you hit your head against the wall for fun?
2.Are you racist?
3.Do you like standing in the mirror and complimenting yourself on how good you look?
4.Have you ever flaunted the goods to get what you want, or out of trouble?
5.Have you ever thrown a condom out of the wrapper at the bus driver, then he pulls over and threatens to not drive everyone home?
6.You ever sit on a swinging bench with 2 really fat friends and their combined weight is like 500lbs and your like half one of their weights, bench breaks and they blame it on you?
7.Have you ever ran in the hallways at school and totally just run into a wall and fall backwards, then everyone around you laughs at you?
8.Ummm how about driving in the ghetto and on the corner are 2 white nerds and you turn and smile really big and wave yelling you're awesome to them and then they smile now thinking they are cool shit?
9.Have you ever taken the tip of a spray can and put a hole in it so when someone goes to use it to spray something it also shoots back at them?
10.Wake up wondering why there is a random coconut on your floor in your room?
11.Gone bowling and rolled 6 gutter balls on accident, but acted like you did it on purpose so you don't seem like a total loser?
12.You ever drink so much you're drunk and lock the bathroom as you pass out in the bathtub naked?
13.How many times have you made love/fuked?
14.Was it always with a boyfriend or friends also?
15.What's the 2nd most embarrassing thing you have done? I'm sure answering these is the first =) jk
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1.How many times have you hit your head against the wall for fun?
never for fun, only when i'm frustrated or annoyed. if you count being frustrated or annoyed, then several million.
2.Are you racist?
no. i love everyone except those i dislike for personality related reasons.
3.Do you like standing in the mirror and complimenting yourself on how good you look?
not really. i'm not that vain, but my younger sister does that like every day
4.Have you ever flaunted the goods to get what you want, or out of trouble?
never, per say, flaunted. possibly abused the fact that i have breasts to get what i want from a guy once or twice..... never full on flaunted though, lol
5.Have you ever thrown a condom out of the wrapper at the bus driver, then he pulls over and threatens to not drive everyone home?
no, but now i really want to try that, lol
6.You ever sit on a swinging bench with 2 really fat friends and their combined weight is like 500lbs and your like half one of their weights, bench breaks and they blame it on you?
umm, nope
7.Have you ever ran in the hallways at school and totally just run into a wall and fall backwards, then everyone around you laughs at you?
yes, but i laughed at me too. it was only once or twice, and it was pretty funny. i got a late pass one time cause a teacher felt bad, lol
8.Ummm how about driving in the ghetto and on the corner are 2 white nerds and you turn and smile really big and wave yelling you're awesome to them and then they smile now thinking they are cool shit?
my town doesn't really have a ghetto. we have The Rock, but there's cubans and white people there too. if you go there, your just more likely to get robbed
9.Have you ever taken the tip of a spray can and put a hole in it so when someone goes to use it to spray something it also shoots back at them?
lol, yes
10.Wake up wondering why there is a random coconut on your floor in your room?
why yes i have
11.Gone bowling and rolled 6 gutter balls on accident, but acted like you did it on purpose so you don't seem like a total loser?
nope. i'm a good bowler
12.You ever drink so much you're drunk and lock the bathroom as you pass out in the bathtub naked?
i hope i never get that drunk.
13.How many times have you made love?
love? never. sex? i don't count, i think it's weird to count
14.Was it always with a boyfriend or friends also?
once or twice with a super close and slightly drunk guy friend.
15.What's the 2nd most embarrassing thing you have done? I'm sure answering these is the first =) jk
senior year, last week of school. my friend and i ran all around the school in knee socks, swim suits, and capes with insane make up. -
1.How many times have you hit your head against the wall for fun?
When I'm annoyed...too many to count! LOL...guessing, 100 times or more.
2.Are you racist?
No! I have everyone equally!
I love that saying, and no I really don't hate everyone. *shakes head*
3.Do you like standing in the mirror and complimenting yourself on how good you look?
No...very little self esteem. Once in a blue moon I will though!
4.Have you ever flaunted the goods to get what you want, or out of trouble?
Yes!!!!!! Got to show off that I can do it! I'm not really that sexy, but I'm cute!
5.Have you ever thrown a condom out of the wrapper at the bus driver, then he pulls over and threatens to not drive everyone home?
LOL....WTF? Um...no. I should try that though when they piss me off...funny!
6.You ever sit on a swinging bench with 2 really fat friends and their combined weight is like 500lbs and your like half one of their weights, bench breaks and they blame it on you?
ROTFL....No! I'm not that stupid! LOL....plus I'm bitchy. I'll get mad right back!
7.Have you ever ran in the hallways at school and totally just run into a wall and fall backwards, then everyone around you laughs at you?
Yes...more times though on the doors! It's really fun tho...and I get a laugh at my own stupidity...
8.Ummm how about driving in the ghetto and on the corner are 2 white nerds and you turn and smile really big and wave yelling you're awesome to them and then they smile now thinking they are cool shit?
No...I don't have a ghetto and very little white folk in my town..we all native bitches....LOL...that would be funny!
9.Have you ever taken the tip of a spray can and put a hole in it so when someone goes to use it to spray something it also shoots back at them?
No....that would be interesting...Thanks for the idea!
10.Wake up wondering why there is a random coconut on your floor in your room?
No....John would be in trouble.
11.Gone bowling and rolled 6 gutter balls on accident, but acted like you did it on purpose so you don't seem like a total loser?
Not at a bowling alley, but in PE! I meant to do that!
12.You ever drink so much you're drunk and lock the bathroom as you pass out in the bathtub naked?
No...I dread the day I do that! John'll be pissed and scared!
13.How many times have you made love?
Love? None...random sex...about 30 times!
14.Was it always with a boyfriend or friends also?
Never had a boyfriend. It was with guy friends....note to self. Don't ever do that...they keep coming back!
15.What's the 2nd most embarrassing thing you have done? I'm sure answering these is the first =) jk
2nd? WOW....too many to count! My first was in headstart and a 2nd...hhmmm....told a friend a secret and it got around...not fun.
These were some great questions. Thanks for entering and yes some of them I haven't answered before!
~Kystal Angel
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