Okay! That’s it! I waited long enough.
My butt is sore, these stones are rough.
So just where the hell is my Prince?
“Meet me” he says… I haven’t seen him since.
I get all dressed up, sneak past the guards,
and the asshole’s probably playing cards.
I’m left in the cold, sitting by a well.
If he doesn’t show soon, I’ll make his life hell.
I spend hours sitting while servants comb my hair
and then I sit out here and it frizzes in the air.
If I wait much longer, I’ll look like a witch.
It’ll serve him right, the sonuvabitch!
Okay, calm down… Don’t get uptight
but I’ll be damned if he’s getting any tonight.
I’m sure he had this evening all planned
but the only love he’s getting is in his hand!
Doesn’t he know my Dad’s the King?
I’ll have his nuts loped off, I’m not joking,
and then I’ll have him thrown in jail.
Oh hell, I think I just broke a nail!
That’s it – no more – I’m not waiting any later.
Guess it's just you and me, Prince Vibrator.
Author notes
You wanted to laugh... Here you go...
Prompt: Picture
Picture Credit: Author Unknown
A contest entry
- Pic Prompt Quickie by Carolina Moon.
500 points, ended May 17, 6 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Critical Comments Always Welcome
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She sounds like she has Nellie Olsen syndrome...hehe!!! You are a funny funny man!!! This was a gas!!! Congrats. on the HM!!!
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loooooooool loooool that was fun!! really! how on earth did you get the idea to that? plus it fits to the picture! hehe
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That was so much fun to read!!! Highly unique for that picture!
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LMAO Now this is one take I would have NEVER expected. It made me laugh alright lol Thanks for sharing this!! It's awesome.
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LOL, very original take on the prompt! As usual, a very clever funny write. Good luck in the contest.
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You are as mean as I am, lol. The photo is supposed to stir warm and fuzzy emotions and we write comedy.
Yeah, looking at the photo it does appear she is waiting and you caught her impatience, her forearm being turned like she's wondering about the time.
Man, with her attitude I think I have an idea why the prince did a no show!
Prince Vibrator, lol Good one.
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Oh yeah, This is a hoot!!! All dressed up and now where to go. I remember that happening, but my dad is not the King. I smiled ... oh yeah, I mean "grinned" through this poem both times I read it. Well done.
Cheryl
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