I had my shirt on inside out...
I dressed in such a rush.
Any anyway, it was so dark
and all was in a hush.
Off I dashed and went to church
and sat through hours there.
No one said a single word
but everyone did stare.
When I got home I saw myself
reflected in my glass.
I nearly died and mostly cried
I looked the perfect A_ _ .
This tale is true, I'm telling you.
It's all I have to say.
Reflecting it is pretty bad
I just might die today.
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i have done this myself a few times 
this is very cute 
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ah a lesson to be learned here, do not go to church in a shirt inside out, it looks odd, you ahve to wear your trousers or skirt inside out too, then everyone will be happy
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