What Comes Around Goes Around

We are in the middle of Alaska coyote camped.
Every two days we move to another camp site
and dig fire line fourteen hours a day.

There is a thousand dollars in the pot
as to who can go the longest without a shower.
It has been thirteen days
and there are only two of us left.

I am so ripe you can smell me
before you see me
but I won’t give up.
A thousand dollars is a lot of money.

However I do fear that perhaps a moose
will smell me and become amorous.

That is an eye sore I do not want to picture in my mind.
However I do mention it to Kyle and offer pay him ten percent
of the winnings if he tells Robert the other finalist

That a moose has in-fact been known to try and breed a man
who did not take a shower.

Holding his hands two feet apart Kyle says “Their dick is this long
and two inches wide.”

It does not take long and Robert quits
and I win a thousand dollars.

Now on my way to a much needed shower
smelling deathly ripe.

I see movement in the brush as branches break.
The biggest moose I have ever seen steps out
from the trees and looks directly at me.

I do not know if there was love it his eyes.
I was too busy running with a major pucker in my but,
thinking that God has a sick sense of humor.