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Why God? Why? Why the W.......

God,
The creator of all,
All knowing,
Ever merciful,

But I never could understand,
Somethings are just unimaginable,
They are mysterious,
They can not be understood by mere mortals,

Heaven and Hell,
Strange phenomenon,
Quantum mechanics,
The wood pecker,

Of all of God's creations,
This creature is the strangest,
Yes even more so than the platypus,
Way stranger,

This creature has evolved,
In such a manor,
As to bash its head,
Into a tree,

Repeatedly,
Unnecessarily hard,
Early in the morning,
Waking me up,

Why God,
Why did you make this creature,
Was it so,
We could be thankful you didn't create us to do the same,

So be thankful,
That you don't have to smash your head against a tree,
Otherwise God will be mysteriously mad at you,
And turn you into a cosmic pimple and pop you,




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  • CherylAnn
    May 16, 2008
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    my computer messed up and is not letting me end the contest...


  • hopelesspoet
    May 16, 2008
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    very interesting it puts a whole other outlook on stuff keep up the good writing


  • CherylAnn
    May 16, 2008

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    OK...this is way too many words...yet was very good,will wait if you want to fix it...
    Blessings
    ~CherylAnn~

  • CherylAnn
    May 15, 2008
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    Prompt is mysterious madness
    Good Luck

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