An ad in the paper
just jumped off the page:
Expert male strippers ...
at a premium wage.
From your chest to your drawers,
we take it all off --
at competitive prices,
there's no need to scoff.
We fix furniture, really ...
it's burnished and stripped;
but since we're not barbers,
you never get clipped.
Author notes
There was an ad in the Council Bluffs Nonpareil about 30-40 years ago. I made a note about the ad, and forgot it. Found it the other day and wrote the poem.
A contest entry
- Humor in Brevity by RatherImaginative.
1500 points, ended January 12, 22 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think.
Comments
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How a revue?
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Ah.
Désolé. J'avais oublié qu'un poème est drôle seulement si l'écrivain est anglais. -
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Pas du tout! Je ne suis pas si patriotique! Ah! Mais, attend un moment - j'ai crois que tu étais le champion qui défendait la splendeur de la langue anglaise contre les invasions européennes, contre le marécage des langues étrangères..........
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Ah. C'est dommage.
I misunderstood.
En actualité, cela ne se concerne pas avec le français. L'anglais est actuellement plus que la moitié français. Moi, je ne veux pas voir l'anglais devenir mêlé avec les langues de l'Europe orientale, et les langues de l'Afrique et l'Asie. Cela produira un patois comme l'anglais est devenu dans des régions sous-tropicales en Amerique du sud et dans quelques parts de l'Afrique.
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LMAO! This was HILARIOUS! I was in stitches (literally). What a great presentation and twist upon the end. I'm so glad you sent me here!


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Cute very cute thankd for entering and i hope to read more from you soon.
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This is excellent! I was left blushing at my own dirty mind when I reached the last stanza.
Wonderful play on words! I really enjoy it when poets are able to pull that off well. Thanks so much for entering my contest!
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Ha! I really got a kick out of this.... Word choice was excellent and I loved the flow. Very smooth and very thought provoking. Cant wait to read more from you. Keep up the awesome work.
-Selithia
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My Lord ...
you're fast. I just posted this.
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