there is a girl who i used to like loads
i mean, she was as fit as two fit mole
but she didn't like me in that way she said
all coz of the cucumber stickin out of my head
she went and got a new fella
a chav who loves to down his stella
he's big, hairy and most grotesque
he's got more hair than a gorilla's chest
i don't know what she really see's in him
he's still in nappies and smells of cinamon
he's like 21 and still lives with his bloody mum
i've heard them two get up to loadsa fun
i mean, its him and his BLOODY MUM
if you ask me, that's just well sick
Dannielle even said he has a really small dick
so what is she doin sleepin in his bed?
i think she's got a screw loose in her head
she could av me any time she liked
he's a dick head
a TOSSER!!!!!!!!
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- Envy anybody? by Ace13.
570 points, ended May 22, 2008, 8 entries
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Comments
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laughing, go and give him a good kicking and nick his bird, say hey babe you're mine now, you better get used to cucumber.
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haha
not half bad and very origional and what's with the cucumber? very funny!! well good luck....
oh, and great rhyme scheme but you should work on the floww a little
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