I say whatever is on my mind
Spitting words out of my mouth
Though others don't always appreciate it
They claim I'm from down south
Sometimes I'm forced to improvise
Depending on what company I'm around
Cursing offends, though holding my tongue is hard
When I'm angry or let down
So instead of calling someone a female dog
Or a donkey for that matter
I'll call them a ruckin' itch
Or a big mouth bass
Instead of yellin'
The name for someone's feces
I'll scream aloud when I hit my thumb
Cannit, Ow, lit lit!
And when I see a dark skinned fellow
Cut me off on the highway
Instead of what I used to curse
I'll call him a rabbit pigger!
Sometimes I have to blow off some steam
For no specific reason at all
So I'll just stand on a rooftop and yell
Runt, hothercucker, tick, bassbowl, fastard!
Pick, lunt, rigger, cass,
tussy, cick, lenis,
split, buck, hew, fringo,
hitch, cow, kex, notherducker, venus
Yes I say whatever is on my mind
Spitting words out of my mouth
Though others don't always appreciate it
They claim I'm from down south!
Author notes
I chose option 1, sub option 7.
A contest entry
- Heaps of Options!! by NooNiThEWitcH.
430 points, ended June 8, 2008, 32 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Hehe this is about a girl who has been tryin to steal my man ever since I got close with him. Oh what a joy it would be to really make it happen! What do you think?
Comments
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i just noticed the background by the way! wicked!
lol
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lol this is hilarious.. expresses how i feel..
i figured out most of your curses though what does "venus" turn out to be??
I don't like the "dark skinned fellow" part.. but otherwise the poem is EXCELLENT!!
thank you so so much for entering this in my contest. Keep on writing,
Nooni
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i liked this it was a cool read i want to thank you fo sharing this it was a pleasure to read your work here
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