Envious Passion

There she goes again
Strutting her plus size stuff
Long, blond, ratty hair
Just makes me wanna throw up!

She giggles when she talks to you
She flirts at every chance
If I could just get close enough
I'd throw fire ants down her pants!

And then I'd watch her scream and squirm
While you stare in confusion
As I hide around the corner,
Winning this game she's losin'!

I'd howl with laughter deep inside
As she runs around in panic
Drops to the floor, rolls around,
She sure looks like a manic!

She'll scratch and tear at her butt
A scene that's pure disgusting,
The only thing that could make it worse
Is if she starts undressing!

And when she does you'll turn away
Because it's oh so repulsive
You'll never speak to her again
She's ridiculous and convulsive!

With a jolt I awake
From my glorious daydream
Continuing to spy in envious passion
Hoping one day to find the courage to put into action my scheme!