With the head of a Chihuahua,
and body of a twenty year old man
Chihuahua man comes to save the day,
when you step on his property he says
"Go away"
With a firm bark and a harsh growl
no intruders will come his way.
The bull dog on the corner
was stuck in the fence.
Howling for someone to set her free
Chihuahua man says “this is a job for me”
I approached the neighbor’s yard,
she was barking so dang hard.
She wanted to bite my body off,
I told her to wait
I could probably help,
I have pose able thumbs.
Shut up and don’t yelp,
I grabbed her by her back feet
Started pulling, she was in heat,
She turned to me and started crying
She said “I think I’m dying”
I told her she will be ok
"Hold on, I will save your day"
I pulled and I yanked
She became unstuck
Oh my today was my bad luck,
She turned around
Cried a really weird sound.
Thank you for rescuing me today
How will I ever pay?
Don’t let your owner come near my home
I will bite off his head
Then leave him alone
Nine weeks later we had some bull dog boys
They really played with children’s toys
Author notes
promt animal humans
"Lollipops are the best!"
A contest entry
- The Howl Of Creativity Calls For You! by LadyOfFate.
450 points, ended May 20, 2008, 11 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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This is quite funny. I really love the personification of the two animals and the exaggerated threats of violence. It's a narrative poem really. I'm thinking about how you mention the bulldog's in heat and then nine weeks later, they "had some bull dog boys" who "really played with children's toys."
Great write and congrats on the bronze.
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adorable, i wish i was functioning well enough to actually talk about the poem.. but its so cute.
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thats cute amy
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very nice, odd but nice. You got nothing for the lollipops in your notes. fix that and your good. thanks for entering and good luck
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