your mother's friend is cold and prickly
it spikes you and makes you bleed from your eyeballs
if you touch it.
SO DON'T.
your mother's friend is no Tom Cruise
but your mother's friend likes boooze
but they caught AIDS and they're going to die
Your mom is sad : cue laughings kthnxbai
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
is your mom's friend's favourite line
your mom's friend's hair is spiky to the max
and they like coke more than pepsi.
MOAR PLZ
is what your mom says
but it doesn't matter that her cactus friend
has super-AIDS
Pedo bear is here for you because care bears don't care. =D
A contest entry
- Something vaguely about friends... by i-love-my-bra.
450 points, ended June 18, 2008, 39 entries
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hehehe lol.
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... okay seriously wtf. that is just kinda.... 1) blinding 2) freaked out 3) odd 4) strange 5) really cool XD but you still wasted my time! i loved your cactus. can i make a memorial for h(im/er). what was (s)he called?
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