There once was a guy named Fartdude
he had farting problems,
And he was very crude.
He would fart in your face
and run away saying,
"Hehehehe! I got ya!"
Every in school though he was weird so they
made him go to a phyciratist
The man there said in a russian accent
"what appears to be the Problem?....
oh and you'll owe me 1 million cent!"
"I have farting problems you see
i cant stop farting!"
said Fartdude with a Plea!
Then a guy named Earl came up and said
"Hi!"
Fartdude's problems where over!
Author notes
Strange it is!
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Sounds like Cristian!Although his fart problems are here to STAY!!!!I think I'm gonna be SICK
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LOL the poem is funny allright, but the name is the funniest I've come across ....
great write.... tho I am completely in dark about the ending hehehe
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ok this one REALLY did knock my SOX RIGHT OFF! I mean, they are lying on the floor right now as i type this comment! you know who this reminds me of? CHRISTIAN! hehe great job! I like the part about Earl alot
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it IS about christtian
just a different name
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I should have known......
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