Sewers that smell ripe and poopey on my floor
Foul smelling stink bugs and roaches on my door
Rats that squeak at me and crawl through my things
These are a few of my least favorite things
Raccoons with rabies and bats in my storage
Cob Webs in corners and flies in my porridge
Roof tops that leak and scorpions with wings
These are a few of my least favorite things
Big hairy spiders that jump and that chase me
Ants on my counter and things that I can't see
When at the movies and a cell phone rings
These are a few of my least favorite things
When the bugs crawl
When the phone rings
When I loose my purse
I simply remember my least favorite things
And I start to feel much worse
Author notes
I am bored cant ya tell
A contest entry
- My Favourite Things by Darianna.
525 points, ended May 15, 11 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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lol
This made me smile.....I think we have a lot in common, I do not like a lot of these thing either. EWWWWWWWWWWW
good job on the silver.
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EWWWW
what imagery sissy!!! now I feel itchy all over!!! 
congrats to you on the silver! 
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sounds to me like daily life in mid-west Texas. 'Ain't it grand" ?
Joe
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Oh, I hope the judge has a sense of humor? You got the cookin kind of leek, not the raindrop kind! I can hear all the um pah pahs, quite nicely!
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