Hugh Safty-Pin

Once upon a time,
In the middle of the desert.
There was this little
High school of Twentynine Palms.

In the middle of the desert
There weren't many people
High school of Twentynine Palms
Was pretty much boring.

There weren’t many people,
So as for fun and entertainment,
It was pretty much boring.
I was in band...

So as for fun and entertainment
I stole this huge safty-pin.
When I was in band.
Even though I was told not to.

I stole that huge safty-pin
Because it was so shinny.
Even though I was told not to
I put it on my book bag.

Because it was so shinny.
I showed everyone possible.
I put it on my book bag.
So no one can miss it.

I showed everyone possible,
My crime.
No one could miss it.
But it was worth it.

To this day, everyone loves it.