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Two Husbands Ago.

As we open up the dictionary,

And look the pages through,

Under definiton of liar,

Sits a photograph of you,

 

I'm sure I'd find the same thing,

If I looked under cheat,

Description given, spelled out in bold,

A rogue full of deceit,

 

Every late night working,

Just doing it for 'us',

I know what you were up to,

And it gave you such a buzz,

 

I don't need a dictionary,

To tell me what you are,

Homeless now and broke,

Because I got the house and car,

 

Does your mistress now not want you?

Well that really is a shame,

Your reputation gone to pot,

You've only yourself to blame,

 

Whatever were you thinking?

Oh! The 'male menopause',

She only wanted money you fool!

As she raked you with her claws,

 

Memories drifting onward,

Emotions overflow,

But time is a great healer,

And you were two husbands ago! 

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  • This is a very cute piece, and it made me laugh for it shows the truth of all cheaters and the person they cheat with. Well done and the best of luck to you in my contest.

  • Amazira
    May 16
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    Yep! Humorous.

    He got what was coming to him. I hope this helped with letting go of it.


  • Bean Sidhe
    May 15

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    I love this! I am currently splitting up with my husband because of his infidelity & found this poem brought humor to a very personal, painful experience. Thank you for sharing!!!


  • crimsondew silver member
    May 13
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    lol..made me laugh...poem runs smoothly !