Don't you just love it when you got nothing to lose
No time for worry, just too lay around and snooze.
Well I'd think about catching me a mousy for tea,
Oh, but hunting's hard work and I'm so very lazy.
Now mama's got fish frying, handed out on a plate
So I'll lay here in the sunshine and patiently wait.
I'm happy and content to watch the birdies fly by
Cat napping and dozing I can watch with one eye.
Life can be traumatic, the days filled with hassle
I'm a master rat catcher and the king of the castle.
This garden is my palace, but it's riddled with fear
I need to keep watch in case intruders come near.
Once was a hedgehog who slithered down my path
He resembled a scrubbing brush, I just had to laugh.
So I gave him a nuzzle and a little push with my paw
He gave me his fleas and his prickles made me sore.
I slide on my tummy just like a snake in long grass
No, nothing gets by me, I don't let anything pass.
I'm a soldier, I'm a warrior and this kingdom is mine
I'm patrolling this garden come rain or come shine.
So, won't you give me a break and let me chill out
And when mama's fried that fish, give me a shout.
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Lively.. Very very intersting and the flow is as always great.. excellent rhyme!
Mice, snakes, and dead birds... OH MY!!!
