a man with three sheep
cannot be all bad
it is just so so sad
if these are the only pets he has
when he walks them he needs
to carry some bags
now if I should see him
upon a London street
I would ask him to join me
in some fish and chips
now would not that be really quite neat
I would not be bothered by his nakedness
for I am a guy who wears a dress
Author notes
What else can one say??
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This made me smile - I saw the prompt picture, and I'm amazed at how you went from there to fish and chips, and wearing a dress. Very creative! One thing - he'd need a little hand-held vacuum cleaner, I think - sheep drop pellets like small marbles, very difficult to pick or sweep up!
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I love it, nice dress btw!
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This one made me smile. I expect the sheep would also like some fish and chips as I think of them as being a lot like goats who will eat whatever is offered. Even if they aren't invited.
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If you look very carefully at the photo, there are five!
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Very Funny
Your words bring a smile this morning. Bah Bah Bah!! Hey those Fish and Chips sound yummy and it is lunchtime. Take care.
Bless You,
Sandy
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