hail to the chief

warmonger, charlatan, whore for the oil conglomerates
now watch me hit this drive
more interested in lining your coffers with blood money
than performing the actions you should know are right
now watch me hit this drive
sympathy for 9/11 has been replaced with hate
osama's still on the loose but america took the bait
now watch me hit this drive

i have watched your reprehensible speeches with contempt
observed your monkey smirk when you quip
make the pie higher
draft dodger, coddled and protected because of your name
not willing to die yourself but will send another man
make the pie higher

ignoring human rights violations in darfur and colombia
because there is nothing monetary to gain
you laze about in lackadaisical euphoria
while the world views you with unadulterated disdain

you are the reason we are alone in this position
sometimes i wish that you had just "gone fishing"

now watch me hit this drive