I went through the newspaper Sunday night.
When a particular Ad caught my eye.
Vibrator it said across the top.
What? I thought as I read it out loud.
The speed goes up to ten.
Damn right it's waterproof.
Latex and rubber it sure feels real.
Bring pleasure to yourself.
Or that special lady.
My eyes lit up as I caught site of the price.
29.95 or better offer.
Then I laughed when I read,
It's because it use to belong to Elton John.
Author notes
Ok FYI I'm not making fun of Elton John in any way. It just so happened that was what I thought of. All my regards to Elton John's fans.
Hope this is ok for the contest.
LesbiansHaveMoreFun
A contest entry
- Give me your favorite write by lilblueeyesmine1978.
390 points, ended July 7, 2008, 62 entries
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your username says it all and yes it's true too. I really enjoyed this great write thanks so much for sharing
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Thanks so much for the comment. It was an awesome contest. Keep it up!
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Aaah! "Has anyone seen my spectacles" John, that Elton John - dead easy to make fun of him. No apologies to E J fans (sorry, I meant, fan).
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lmao rofl !!!!! lol
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I guess I did something right if I got you to laugh like that.
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Glad ya liked it. Shows how bored I get during school. -
thats nic
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Thank you for your comment. It's appreciated.
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LOL this was awsome I liked it I luv ya
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I luv ya too babe. So yeah that's what I do during school.
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Freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep it up.
lol
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Thanks your comment is appreciated.
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