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Vibrator Ad

I went through the newspaper Sunday night.
When a particular Ad caught my eye.
Vibrator it said across the top.
What? I thought as I read it out loud.
The speed goes up to ten.
Damn right it's waterproof.
Latex and rubber it sure feels real.
Bring pleasure to yourself.
Or that special lady.
My eyes lit up as I caught site of the price.
29.95 or better offer.
Then I laughed when I read,
It's because it use to belong to Elton John.

Author notes

Ok FYI I'm not making fun of Elton John in any way. It just so happened that was what I thought of. All my regards to Elton John's fans.

Hope this is ok for the contest.

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  • LonelyAngel
    October 21

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    Elton John. LOL. This was quite funny and I really enjoywed it. In a short space you have included so muchj humour!

    well done,
    Thanks,
    Best of luck.

    xYx


  • LullabyOfADeadMan
    September 2
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    ahh! Elton John....wow. lol! Funny write! Good luck in my little contest!

    ~~Tay.


  • lilblueeyesmine1978
    June 24, 2008

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    your username says it all and yes it's true too. I really enjoyed this great write thanks so much for sharing


  • quantumsurveyor
    May 12, 2008

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    Aaah! "Has anyone seen my spectacles" John, that Elton John - dead easy to make fun of him. No apologies to E J fans (sorry, I meant, fan).


  • Georgia La Mariposa
    May 8, 2008
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    lmao rofl !!!!! lol

  • te quiero jose
    May 8, 2008
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    thats nic


  • Sheilasbabygal4life gold member
    May 8, 2008
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    LOL this was awsome I liked it I luv ya


  • Cerulean Sunrise gold member
    May 8, 2008
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    Freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Keep it up.

    lol

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