Bex Unfortunate Egg Incident

Kids are fantastic, I have 3 of them and they are all wonderful, the first one’s funny, the second one’s clever and the third one’s just downright cute!!

But, here’s an example of what you are in for you should you decide to go down the parenting path.

One Sunday morning I decided to have an egg for breakfast, I LOVE eggs, If you asked me what I’d want to be stranded with on a desert island it would be a good collection of chickens and roosters so I’d have an endless supply of eggs.

So I cook  my egg, had it on the toast, seasoned and ready to eat and Sam walks in "Oh yum Mum, can I have an egg too?"  I gave her mine, as I can’t stand vultures circling while I eat, and I went and started cooking myself another one.

Egg is cooked, on the toast, seasoned and ready to eat, egg is on the fork and half way to  my mouth and Beth walks in "Oh yum Mum, can I have an egg too?"  I gave her mine, as I can’t stand vultures circling while I eat, and I went and started cooking myself another one.

Egg number 3 is on the plate, seasoned and ready to eat, Sam walks in.... "That was deeeeeeliscious, fill ’er up please" (waving plate at me) I gave her mine, as I can’t stand vultures circling while I eat, and I went and started cooking myself another one.

THE LAST EGG!!! I went into Beth and asked "Are you going to want another egg, there is only one left and I haven’t had one yet"  She said "No thats fine, you have it"  Great!!

Egg is cooked, on the toast, seasoned and ready to eat, egg is on the fork and half way to my mouth and the phone rang.

There is only one thing more annoying than children and its parents, it was my dad thinking up some pathetic excuse to ring me so he cant talk business with my husband, I passed the phone on and went back to my egg.

The dog had eaten it