1. Go to the food department and yell Roaches Roaches everywhere!
2. Go to automotive and ask for help in infants.
3. Go to womens department and ask for help in shoes.
4. Go to pharmacy and ask where are the fish at.
5. Find someone that looks like the monopoly guy and ask where to pass go and collect $200.00
6. Go to electronics and ask if they sell batteries.
7. Go to jewelry and ask can i buy my tires here.
8. Grab shopping cart and pull random stuff off the shelf and ask people if this is their cart.
9. Play with calculators and make them say boobies.
10. Try on underwear in the fabric department.
A contest entry
- Bored At Walmart? by piccola.
600 points, ended May 8, 2008, 13 entries
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Are these funny or what
Comments
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I can tell where ever u go u have alot of fun
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the fabric department has underware????
I want to go to the fabric department. it is just fun to go around there and plot on what you can make! remember if you want that pillow you got to buy the fabric and stuffing and I will make it!
our walmart doesn't have fish do it? or are you talking about the pet department??? .... I had a morbid moment in that department. but then again I have had a morbid moment in every department, you were just there for my pet department morbid moment.
Our electronic department sells batteries.... it is just more fun to ask where the batteries are. I done that. even the workers have no clue. it was like searching for the holy grail.
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our wallmart no longer has a fabric department
you can purchase tires in any dept...they just can't put them on in the jewelry dept. Electronics does sell batteries (for electronic gadgets) In my walmart, the fish are next to the pharmacy so ... but thank you for thinking of these and entering. -
I can tell you'd be a lot of fun to go to Wally World with!!!!
laurie
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