1) Sample the music using a stereo possibly on display
and try out a step used for step aerobics,
as soon as you get a beat going ask others to follow your lead.
2) Yell for attention, then grab some apples and oranges and try to juggle them, bow to your audience.
3) Throw a tantrum in the toy section, lay on the floor kicking and crying because you really want that toy but can't afford it.
4) Make car sounds and run up and down the aisles playing "Red light, green light."
5) Shout, "Red rover, red rover throw (name of item in the store) right over" and have your friend throw the item over to the next aisle where you try to catch it.
A contest entry
- Bored At Walmart? by piccola.
600 points, ended May 8, 2008, 13 entries
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I will be standing by with some bail money because I think these are disturbing the peace offenses
fun though...thank you for entering.
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