1) Put 10 different colors of nail polish in your basket,
while waiting to check out carefully put a different color on each nail
then say "I'm sorry they're not my shade."
2) Assemble packages of toilet paper in the aisle
in the shape of a train and if they ask say,
"I just need to know how many I need for the parade."
3) Grab a folding chair and table from furniture,
some vases from houseware, go to crafts,
and begin arranging bouquets and selling them.
4) Grab paper plates, go to the supermarket section,
arrange cheese and fruit on the plates and had out samples.
5) When the fitting room is full,
try all your clothes on in the department,
over your clothes, even the bras.
6) With your friends set up a band in toys,
with the toy drums, guitar, and keyboard
and serenade all the other customers.
A contest entry
- Bored At Walmart? by piccola.
600 points, ended May 8, 2008, 13 entries
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hahaha I loved number five.
5) When the fitting room is full,
try all your clothes on in the department,
over your clothes, even the bras.
I should try that sometime, never wore a bra before. then you could try to escape with all your looted clothes
but you'd probably just roll out or something 
thanks for sharing made me laugh.
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Another fun read, good luck to you in the contest
lol
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Ha. I like number 4 the best! These are great!
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toy bands and cheese platters!!!! I don't care if they're holding the world manufacturing industry to ransom with their low low prices... i want them here!!!
hahah good write dude
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I think I've actually seen someone do the nail polish thing ... i know I've smelled it! I think the fruit and cheese idea would be a hit. Sounds like Costco and it might work into a part time job!
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This was just way to funny!!! Great thoughts though for the next time in Walmart!!! Best of luck here
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I'll bet all of that will look very interesting on the CCTV. "Security!"
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