1) Throw random things (soft or hard) over into the next isle, then run away if you hear it hit someone.
2) You know how when you're little and you're lost, you can go up to the check-out stands and they'll ask the name of your parent so they can call them over the loud speaker? Well, pretend to be lost, and tell them your mother or kid's first name is something like Kananinoheaokuuhomeopuukaimanaalohilohinokeaweawealamakoakalani (a real name in Hawaii).
3) Shout "Where's the sex toys?" really loud in front of a bunch of people.
4) Grab towels and have a towel-whipping contest.
5) Frantically ask an employee where something is in a nonexistent (yet realistic sounding) language.
6) Go into a bathroom stall with a hidden bottle of water and wait until someone really needs to use the bathroom. Then make gurgling and spitting noises and walk out holding up a toothbrush.
7) Go up and ask people random questions when they walk in the door while pretending to record them on camera.
8) Listen to the preview headphones in the music section, and sing the lyrics really, really loud.
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Is this supposed to be funny?
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Yes, I do. And based on
"I shall comment on all entries which are amusing and literate.
If you receive "no comment" this means your entry is neither."
You apparently believe that my entry has some comical value. And I know for a fact that it's literate. -
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Well I promised "n comment" if an entry was neither amusing nor literate. Yours was unamusing but faiirly literate (except of course for your misuse of the adjective "loud" as an adverb which it is not). So strictly speaking I should have put "no comment" but I was feeling generous.
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrandom, but pretty cool!
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LOL! This is great and such a fun
piece to read. Thanks a lot for sharing
it with me. Keep up the great work and
good luck to you in this contest!
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This is all good sounding stuff to do hahahaha good luck in the contest
lol
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I haven't read all the entries in this contest yet, but gosh, these are great, especially yours! Number 3 is my favorite, I think. You should make a column with all of these and more! Good luck in the contest!
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hahaha "Where's the sex toys?" love it.
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I think trying out your german sounds good. We can all make those gutteral achhhhh sounds. run them together and et zounds like yer from der mudderland. asking pleeze for toyz dat viberate ... zex und vondrbar. thanks for entering
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