The Ballad of The Presidential Election

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton
are making things really dark,
just to prove to the voters
that their differences are majorly stark.

They're going through all this trouble,
but for the states? that's not the case.
Because if either of them win,
in history, they'll take their place.

For Hillary, it's because she's female,
we have never had this before.
If she wins the election...
...the press will go on more and more.

For Mr. Obama on the other hand,
that's a completely different story...
...because he's African-American,
if he wins, he'll get all the glory.

They both want it really bad,
the fame, the riches, the power.
Because when someone wins...
...they'll sit in the big chair for more than an hour.

But there's one thing they should remember,
while they are being so vain...
...when you think about it, in all reality;
there is always John McCain.

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