They say I’m weird, they say I’m crazy
My turn! No! Yes! I want to tell the story!
With both legs behind my head I believe I’m stuck
Then comes the obligatory question; ‘Blow or suck?’
Smashing round pegs into square holes
Dyslexia plus femininity equals questionable sexual roles
With an imagination that shatters the speed limits
My guardian angels can’t keep up, nor can Jiminy Cricket!
Personal taboos are to include cowboy boots and sandals
So how much clumsy and goofy can you handle?
You’d say it’s a lie but I’m really a genius
Even I couldn’t tell you what tree I fell from or my genus
All I can say is that now I realize:
I’m ‘Too weird to live, and too rare to die.’
Author notes
ok, for this to make more sense(not that it did to begin with ) here are a few notes:
- I can put both legs behind my head aka 'human pretzel'
- Yes there are a few voices up there...
- You know about the dsylexia 'tabby' I mean Tattboyspet.
- This is true: I can't wear cowboy boots cause they turn my feet in like crazy, and I can't wear sandals cause they turn my feet out like crazy
- I am clumsy as hell
- Despite popular belief and scientific research, I am smart.
- I am adopted and do not know what my true heritage is or who my real parents are.
- The last line is a quote by Hunter S. Thompson from his work "The Banshee Screams for Buffalo Meat."
- as always, enjoy.
A contest entry
- Ego stroking by Tattboyspet.
300 points, ended May 9, 6 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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love it
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.’great quote i love it!!!
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roflmao!!!! touche!!!!!!
have to tell you though, MOST genius' are quite mad
wonderful, as always, thank you
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That last line really rocks! A fab write throughout but gotta love the last line *kicks self for never thinking of it* who am I kidding, I would never have thought of that in a million. Awesome piece, good luck
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