You're so old I'd bet that Methuselah even called you Gramps!
A contest entry
- Maddening One Liners... "I'm so old... " OR "You're so old..." by Melodies.
600 points, ended May 7, 2008, 15 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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LOL....
This is great! Deserved a trophy.
Now I'm feeling old, but happy.
You write nice one liners. I've got one for you...not original. Heard a Minister tell this in a Sermon. "What did Solomon say to all of His wives? This won't take long!"


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Brilliant... That even beats my Latin teacher who was Caesar's girlfriend...

A really funny contribution to this contest, thanks for sharing this!
Keep on writing!
Annie


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Oh my GOSH, you are so adorably smart in this line, I would like to give you a big big hug!
Funny and dear, most truly.


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Now that is old
i just love it...thank you so much brother for the laugh i really needed that
...winner banner flying







