Do you know of Deputy Prick?
Everyone does because he's a huge dick.
Perhaps its my fault I did steal his car.
Unless its that aligator that was in his bed.
Though it might be when I taught his dog to piss in his shoes.
Yet there was that time when I spread the rumor that he was gay and willing to pay for an all day.
Probably that time that i got his 4 year old to say Fuck This.
Rather it might be all those times i prank called him.
It also could be when cousin It stayed in his basement.
Could have been all of those things.
Kept telling him though when you act like a dick and a prick and show you not to mess with this bitch.
im having a writers block month so yeah
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HAHA i like this one
a lot
funny as hell!
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