"I'm so old....that I need a table just to hold my glasses, teeth, hearing aid, reminder notes, telephone and me pills."
Author notes
Prompt: "I'm so old........Please do not use names as this is an anonymous contest. (I am not really that old lol)Best of luck to all
In a list
A contest entry
- Maddening One Liners... "I'm so old... " OR "You're so old..." by Melodies.
600 points, ended May 7, 2008, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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This is great
Keep up the good work this made me smile tonight

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ah melodies' contest, we had some fun in the contest page there this. i hope it is a table that has some wheels on it lol

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I am giving you a hug for being so honest.
JUST KIDDING... I bet you are a teenager.
A very FINE one-liner!






