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Man Stuck in Machinery Uses Big Toe to Call 911

there once was a man from Chicago
got stuck in a marriage with Margaux
roped down by love's sash
and whipped by tongue's lash
called 911 using his big toe

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  • Ithica silver member
    May 21

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    This was awesome... I'm going to have to see the winners now, because I thought this was fantastic!!!


  • Brazos silver member
    May 6
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    Myra, I love limericks, thanks for the laughs today!

    Love, Brazos

  • judyjudyjudy
    May 6
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    Kind of a fun write.
    jjj

  • ea silver member
    May 6

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    lol. Poor Guy! You've gotta wonder about that headline... I actually didn't read the story but now I think I've gotta go confirm that it was Margaux's marriage machine.

    Cute one, thanks for the news!


  • Amera gold member
    May 6

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    LOL, watch Perv! You may take over his place in the royality of limericks.

    Love,
    Amera♥


  • PerVirtuous Allan gold member
    May 6
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    I think this is quite delightful. I love limericks and this is more than adequate. Good job!

  • Bad Bill
    May 6

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    Amusing, and a reasonable attempt, Myra, but somehow I don't think limericks are your poetic forte. lol!

    Bill


    • myrataal silver member
      May 6
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      OOoooooooh ...

      It was difficult to write from that title prompt LOL



      I love a challenge!
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