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Toilet Monster!

'Mum, I really need to tinkle,

I really need to go,

Please can you come with me?

That toilet scares me so!

I know it's going to eat me,

Swallow me up whole,

I'm sure there's something living,

Inside that toilet bowl,

It's got eyes as big as saucers,

Great big gnashing teeth,

And a horrible slimy tongue in there,

Just lurking underneath,

I'm not just being silly!

Take a look inside the loo,

You won't be saying that again!

When it swallows you up too!'

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  • CowboyFan1
    May 14
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    funny poem


  • Rianna Bear silver member
    May 6

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    that pic is so gross! i think you did a great job at capturing the humor...and terror!! i'd rather go in a hole in the backyard than in that thing!!

    *rianna