Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone!!!
I bet that you all are ready to have one hell of a party,
I mean, you guys are soooo desiring of a holiday like this one right?
Screw Christmas, Thanksgiving, and 4th of July
You don't want to have another holiday spending time with your family;
You would rather have a holiday where you all get to drink the night away,
So you can have an excuse to go to work with a hangover.
Oh! and you guys look so grateful having the privilege to celebrate it,
Since hey! This is how Cinco de Mayo is celebrated right?
But don't blame me if you don't know the correct meaning of this holiday,
All you need to know is that it's celebrated in Mexico and you're supposed to drink,
For as unorganized as you are all you guys really did plan weeks in advance to be
Enjoying this one precious day of partying.
But you know what?
Once this "precious day" is over you guys will go back to your pissy mood,
Where you will blame all the Mexicans for stealing you hard earn jobs,
Saying how greedy and lazy there are for sneaking into our country.
Cause face it! You only use them to get what you want!
A day where you all can look like jackasses and no one will ever care.
Cheers!
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Author notes
This is for you all who do not know what Cinco de Mayo is, The people who complain about illegial immigration, but won't complain about a holiday they celebrated where you get to drink as one. Very Sarcastic
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Cinco de Mayo is as celebrated in Mexico as St. Patrick's Day is in Ireland. That's what I find kinda funny. Nice rant!
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I don`t have to drink today
I used to drink to another day after day after day after day, by the grace of God, I will not drink today.
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Very good point brought up here. It would be sarcastic indeed to party the holiday and then complain. Thanks for sharing and keep writing.
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good write...i really like stuff like this...screw those hypocrites
peace, love, & cheese
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