My sis came by and asked if I wanted to go for a ride.
I said sure with a big smile on my face.
I picked up my wallet and headed on down.
Got into the car and we headed to 15.
That was where the adult bookstore was.
When we pulled into the lot my heart skipped a beat.
I was soon to have sex toys in front of me.
My eyes lit up when I walked into the place.
Vibrators and penis pumps.
Blow up dolls and strap ons.
Tasty liquid stuff and sexual dice.
I eyed up the rack full of magazines.
Did a double take towards the strap ons.
Oh I instantly thought in my head.
I picked up the box and closely inspected it.
"Too shy now?" My sis's boyfriend shouted.
"NO!" I shouted back.
"I don't know if my girl would like it."
I pulled out my phone and called her up.
My throat ran dry when she picked up.
"Umm I got a question" I stammered out.
"Go ahead and ask." she said back to me.
Meanwhile Scott listened in.
Had my face turn red.
I hung up the phone.
"What did she say?" He shouted to me.
I pulled down the box with the purple strapon.
And headed towards the check out line.
My throat swelled up.
I couldn't believe I actually bought one.
I laid my money down.
The cashier placed it in the black bag.
My pride swelled up.
I bought it and now time for the fun.
Author notes
Yeah that's it. Hope ya had a laugh. I know I did.
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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lol your gf is lucky
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Yeah. This was very cool, Sheila. I think that the imagery and humor in this poem were both very well put into words. I think you have a wonderful talent for writing and you show it with your wonderful and amazing poems.
May you actually have this happen, I hope that nothing embarrassing happens during the experience.
Keep writing and you shall get where you want to.
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This is a good little tale of buying a sex toy for the first time! I'm glad she responded well to it!!! And I also hope you all had fun.
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Ha ha ha. That was simply perfect
I really felt the emotions in it.
Great story too. True?
Hehehe. =]
Wonderful, as always.
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Oh so true. That is something that I never will forget. One of those things you can laugh about when you look back on it!
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wat...? I like this one this is hot yup I remember when u called me lol I love u and I can't wait welp hey I love ya I liked that u r a awsome writer wish i could write as good as u I LOVE U
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Haha mine came in a black bag too. I swear, whomever came up with the idea to put it in such a bag was geneous. I'm glad that you were able to swallow your pride and purchase it. I hope you both enjoy it greatly. Purple, interesting color to choose. I really don't know what else to say. Way to bring the laughter and the excitement. I wish you the very best. Use it wisely.
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The only good color I saw was purple.
I thought you would have liked this one. I am glad you read it. I will be sure to use it wisely. 
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lmao
did you remember the battrey's ? jk at least they gave you a black bag, mine are always clear...hey look at me everyone i just bought a sex toy. lol awww this was great.
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Didn't help any when my sis's bf decides to yell "Hey what's in that black bag? A sex toy?" After they dropped me off at my home.
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Ha ha ha. That was simply perfect
I really felt the emotions in it.
Great story too. True?
Hehehe. =]
Wonderful, as always.
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Oh yes this is true. Though I do still have it in the black bag until the time comes for the fun.
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Oh yes, But of course.
The Fun. -evil laugh-
=]
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Nice!
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