"What the Hell?" I said in my mind, "What the hell is you doin?"
"Huh?" My girl asked as she snapped to reality.
"You was straight lookin at dat' woman," I said.
"So? What's yo' point?" She asked rolling her eyes at me.
"YOU WAS LOOKIN AT HER ASS!!!" I said, "WHAT are you BISEXUAL?"
"Can you GET any louder," She asked, "Why is that a problem?"
"What if I liked guys also?"
"Then you would be gay," she said, "but there's nothing wrong with women liking women!"
"What? How is that any different from a man liking a man? Just because society finds woman on woman SEXY and not man on MAN don't make it any BETTA!" I said.
Another woman, this time, in a red dress passes by and gives my girl the eye
she then eyes me up and down and smiles in satisfaction.
As she passes, I glance momentarily at her apple bottom when suddenly I find...
that my girl's head is turned 180 degrees also looking at her behind.
I cocked my head and slapped her arm making her jerk her eyes back to me
"What!?" She asked, "YOU WAS LOOKIN AT HER TOO!"
"SO WHAT!?" I said, "won't you go talk to her then?"
"Maybe I will," She said.
"WHAT THE F--?" I nearly said in my mind, "Won't we BOTH got talk to her then?"
"NO!" She said firmly, "I don't want you talkin to no other girl but me!"
"But she feelin us and we feelin HER so WHAT'S UP?" I asked now getting turned on by the thought of a menage' Trois.
"So? I don't want you talkin to her."
"And what YOU CAN?" I asked, "I said that to prove a point."
"And what point was that?" She asked.
"You're a CHEAT, THAT'S MY POINT," I said, "You sittin thurr straddlin the fence talkin bout ain't nothin wrong wit it when it IS. You said you wouldn't like it if I liked guys also, how the hell you think I feel knowin that not only do I gotta worry bout NIGGAS tryna get atchu, but I gotta worry bout these dykes too... and you're ONE OF'EM!"
"I'm not a DYKE, don't SIT thurr and JUDGE me, only GOD can judge me, you fag!" She yelled.
When the last two words left her lips I lost it. I lost my cool and flipped over the dinner table as all the other customers in the restaraunt became startled and looked in our direction. My girl was startled as well as fear consumed her eyes from the very sight of my own. I pointed my finger at her and told her...
"You're selfish, greedy and you're a cheat."
"But I haven't cheated on you with ANYONE, man OR woman!" She cried.
"Sir I'm gonna have to ask please that you two leave," A waitress interrupted.
"I'M GONE JUST WAIT!!!" I yelled, "No, you're cheating on God, nature, and the game. How the HELL can you expect me to be completely and naturally faithful to you? If all the women in this restaraunt were single I'd be limited to THEM only, but YOU can have anybody in her tha you WANT... YOU CAN'T SERVE TWO MASTERS, you can't be light AND dark, love and HATE you have to pick one, pick ONE, PICK one!!!"
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