As the curtains flutter in the evening breeze
And the sun sets behind the silhouette trees
I feel a little rumbling in my tummy tonight
So I lie on the bed and switch off the light
Thinking that maybe this would help how I feel
Oh no it’s like thunder, here comes the squeal
What on earth could it be that I have done to myself?
I’ll just get that bottle that I keep on the shelf
Ahhh!!!! That’s better now it’s quieting down
but why has the expression changed on that clown?
I feel something is happening, oh what could it be
I’ll go to the toilet, will someone help me
I get to the door as a rumble is heard
Once inside a second and third
A large amount of gas is all I can smell
What is happening can anyone tell?
I’m feeling a tickle could it be those red ants
It’s like there’s a party in my pants
But those beans I had for dinner tonight
Makes me think they are in for a severely big fright
Author notes
Dear Amanda,
I have written this little ditty for you... I am sorry, but it was just what was inspired by this rather silly title.....lol
A contest entry
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1142 points, ended June 5, 2008, 27 entries
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Comments
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HAH... nice, very nice. I liked this. Your rhyme was excellent. Thank you for entering my contest!
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Oh woman, eat something please!
Stick with crackers and rice, and only water lol
Some beans are deadly, to those next to you
You too funny!!!
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