I read you, LOUD and CLEAR
If you were saying something important
I might even care
You dialed 911 as a prank
But you’re not ‘Sinatra’
It’s time to be frank
I sent you on the train to nowhere
Then you turned to look at me
With tears streaming down your cheeks
I cut you loose from LEGEND—now you’re free
Do you need to take a leak?
How does it feel?
You ran back to me in slow-motion
I’m concerned that you think you owe me something
I gave you tokens to pay for your new realizations
These ‘Thought-penetrations’, defy classification
You were still too soft
Then I gave you an elixir for ossification
LEGEND really did a job on you, huh?
You pulled out all your hair at this realization
And screamed, “What have you done to me?!?”
For one, he kept you chained to a minion-station…
Oh, sure…you’ll have withdrawal symptoms and more…
Threatening to attack me…?
As if you really could even the score
Fantasizing about overcoming me in your “Assassin’s Pool”
It’s almost as hilarious, as you being LEGEND’s tool
I recommend counseling for you—THEN a vacation
Only LEGEND is used to the smell of urination
So the next time you wet yourself,
Have a little dignity
Change your clothes in private
Before stepping to me…
Trust me, it's better ignoring "The THINKER's" son
Sceaming his head off in the corner...
"...but I AM LEGEND!!!"
Author notes
Disclaimer: This is ONLY for fun and writing exercises with friends/collaborators/brothers is my newest addition to our on-going "The THINKER's Word Warz". Here, my character "The Page Inker" retorts at the 'pathetic' attempts of Swangrnv's character "Verbal Assassin" (and "LEGEND") to claim victory (in their typical, delusional NO-stylez...LOL).
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HA!
'STAGED-THINKER' I SEE WHERE IDEAS STEM FROM, I CAUGHT IN THE ACT, YOU AND YOUR DAD PLANNING(OH HUM DRUM)IT'S MORE BORING THAN WATCHING PAINT DRY, STOP TRYING SO HARD TO FLEX, YOUR FIGHT IS FUTILE SO WHY TRY? HAHAHA!
YOUR PRIVILEGE TO SEE ME...LEGEND.
Hey yoo hoo! hey kiid this was crazy funny! you sure slapped that clown across the face a few dozen times! l.o.l. Just keep your eyes open for those maniacs cause they liable to anything to take you down!... truly yours swangrnv.
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straight funny...loved the humor. I just wish you clowns would pay me the fee to advance your so-called THOUGHTs against me...i'm watching boys and girls. yours truly,
THINKER
This was a HOT one youngster.
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Well, well...if it ain't Mr. THINKER? Who'd a thunk, huh? Limping in off the 'battlefield' (to iron my clothes) and offer me a 'thrift' compliment...hmmm? All out of 'ammo'? Is THAT why you're really here? If you like - AND you have to PROMISE you'll give it back - you may discreet kick around "LEGENDs" head in the alley of despair (i.e., you real home). After THAT practice, come see me for lessons. OK? Run along now...I'm busy.
Respectfully,
"The Page Inker"
(pssst!! This is 'AsIThink', thanks for the read. The heat on these planes is almost too much to bare...lol).
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