I think I'll write a new poem tonight,
and I know how to make it just right.
I'll start with words that no one knows-
I'll do bad rhyme just because it flows.
Metaphor is a tool to keep it obscure;
Some random images they'll have to endure.
I'll add some dirty pretty that only I know-
amazing how I've made this nonsense grow!
Now I need some weird color,can't use black or white
because primary colors don't exist on this site.
Now got to use buzz words, like crystal and shard;
spend some time trying to turn easy to hard.
Now I look at my poem; if I may be so bold
I know that this mess is sure to get gold....
Author notes
Before anyone gets mad.....it's a JOKE!
A contest entry
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thx for entering. i cant give it alotta poo you rhymed it good flowed it good an even the subject of a lack of creative thought turnin into a creative poem makes it smart so you lose poo for that. ill give you some for rhythm an meter probs but there not bad either. so on a scale of 1-10 10, 10 being the worse poems ever
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Many a true word spoken in jest...and there's many a true word here...gold for sure!!!
All the best wordsmith...
Sue
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its a good joke...and let them get mad...many a true word is said in jest and I believe this may be true
Simon
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This was quite comical, gold, lol, why not? You seem to be on a roll. Second sentence I think the meter is off with two 'just'. 'Just' a suggestion.. Jen
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haha.. it's funny, yet some truth in there! I love rhyme that is well down and imagery that is soft yet descriptive without being heavily laced and so obscure you can't understand what is being said!!
I agree! lol
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I actually found this amusing ~ I must admit I am probably one of those ones thats uses words that are difficult ~ it is my way to challenge you ~ kidding I use them to expand my own vocab. best of luck
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