Track Record

There was a jackass named Austin and a bastard named Jake,
and all either did was abuse and take.
There was a man named Chet and a boy named Scott,
and I took from THEM, more often than not.
Two early obsessions were 'Miah and Travis,
then Cory and Evan and a few named Chris,
Daniels and Davids and a couple named Sean,
two Matthews, a Max, and more than one John;
Ryan fooled me and I fooled Roger,
Valentine loved me, Flip gave me a daughter;
a tattoo for James and a tattoo for Rheo,
a good time with Brian and a crush on Theo;
Weedman Dick, platonic-love Tony;
Vegas was cuddlesome, Sorn was bony;
Tyler gave me roses, I waited for Fuze;
three of us naked: me, cal, and Muze;
another for three was me, Jen, and Kenneth;
Lucas and Joey are two more I've been with;
Turbo was wild, Romeo had style,
I got into the bar by sleeping with Kyle;
I was sober with Josh, but drunk with Naked,
and every time with Taylor I had to fake it;
Jimmy I'd like, and Billy I've had,
Toby, Eric, and Lena weren't bad;
Firefly, Shooting Star, Lycos, and I,
we partied all night because we were high;
Jesse and Hyatt just disappointed;
my sojourn with Mike was long, but disjointed;
with Caesar, I sat and looked at the sky,
with Pat I watched movies, with Pixie I fried,
and with Mark I just listened; Kevin should die,
but Ger Bear was sweet, and so was Nice Guy;
I lust after Adam, and fell hard for Ben,
adventured with Tom, and miss Pockets often.
Quite a track record, but don't call me a whore--
just say there's much room in my life for amore!