walkin home one friday night
i'd been out clubbin and got into a fight
all night i'd been downing that beautiful stella
and got twated by this fit birds fella
carling, carlsberg and fosters
i'd been drinkin since like dinner time
im walkin back home now and can't see straight
what the fuck? where the fuck's my mate?
he left me there to get leathered i stood no chance
i only came out clubbin to just dance
and see all the proper fit arse birds in the place
and then i got twated right in the face
everywhere i go im surrounded by fuckin chavs
who'd batter ya and nick ya mobile phone
and now as i walk all the way back home
i lean over the pavement and puke everywhere
this has been a night like no other
the best and worst fiday night piss up ever!
I LOVE GETTIN PISSED- MINT INNIT!!!
A contest entry
- How drunk are you? by Ace13.
550 points, ended May 8, 2008, 11 entries
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Please let me know how this makes u feel when reading it!
Comments
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Well you do seem pretty drunk here, but I think you could work on the flow. Well good luck in the contest
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